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Comment by Dan McNicholas on May 3, 2010 at 5:03pm

Added a new song- we are in the process of writing... "Don't Leave Without Me"

Comment by Mickey Flynn on March 7, 2010 at 5:05pm

~Magickal Graphics~
~Magickal Graphics~ Could only suggest on this un dear buddy's is after 500 mile of cool little pub gigs and a week off that every wankhead on the planet get there head into a bottle of www.monkeyshoulder.com grab a guitar write a song, wear a lobster hat and get stones or whaterevers - ger out there and enjoy ur lifes - Best Mickey Flynn

~Magickal Graphics~ By the by - ifn ur own dreams dont come true - stick ur middle finger up at the world holler ISIS a few times throw a bit gold in the river nile - and ifn that dont work - ur fucked anyway - Blessings from a disciple - pissed on a bottle of www.monkeyshoulder.com (finest triple blend scotch whiskey ) dont blame it on public schoolboy politicians theyre a bunch ogf wankheads anyways . good rockin to all !! heres a little magic from the dark side - wishin u all a little magic - keep the faith..

Comment by Mickey Flynn on March 7, 2010 at 5:02pm

~Magickal Graphics~
~Magickal Graphics~ Could only suggest on this un dear buddy's is after 500 mile of cool little pub gigs and a week off that every wankhead on the planet get there head into a bottle of www.monkeyshoulder.com grab a guitar write a song, wear a lobster hat and get stones or whaterevers - ger out there and enjoy ur lifes - Best Mickey Flynn

~Magickal Graphics~ By the by - ifn ur own dreams dont come true - stick ur middle finger up at the world holler ISIS a few times throw a bit gold in the river nile - and ifn that dont work - ur fucked anyway - Blessings from a disciple - pissed on a bottle of www.monkeyshoulder.com (finest triple blend scotch whiskey ) dont blame it on public schoolboy politicians theyre a bunch ogf wankheads anyways . good rockin to all !! keep the faith..

Comment by William "Leland" Luster on March 7, 2010 at 3:37pm

Someone has corrupted my user page at MGS.ning.com and I Am Not Amused at all. I may abandon all my sites at .ning.com and become availiable exclusively at www.reverbnation.com/williamlelandluster . See you there my very talented friends. God Bless each one of you I have enjoyed SO MUCH, it was good while it lasted LOL!!! Leland

Comment by GARY SPARKS on March 3, 2010 at 6:43pm

aye..she's no better than she ought to be is sure

Comment by Mickey Flynn on March 2, 2010 at 12:56pm

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher?

And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot @sshole? " he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket - $95.00
Court Costs - $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face...............PRICELESS

Comment by Mickey Flynn on March 2, 2010 at 12:53pm

On the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.


On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And God agreed.


On the third day, God created the cow and said:
'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said:
'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family.... For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

Comment by William "Leland" Luster on March 2, 2010 at 12:28pm

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Too good Mickey, it shows that you have a lot of experiance entertaining bar audiances and the like. Stay alive and vital my friend, you must be a real human being??? Le

Comment by Mickey Flynn on March 2, 2010 at 12:07pm

I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.
I told them to F*** off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!

Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?'
Granny replies, "F**k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"

Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?'
Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.
Dad says, 'So what were you watching?'
Billy says, ' Wimbledon .'

Wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!


An elderly couple is attending Mass.
About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

Woman answers phone and pervert on the other end says “Have you got a big fat sweaty hairy c---?”
woman says. Yeah he’s lying on the f------’ settee, do you want him?


Two black mums on a bus. One says to the other. "Is ya baby teevin yet?" The other says “ Yea man, so far he’s got me two dvds, a mobile phone and a laptop!”


If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chance of a stroke. But if you buy her the whole bottle, she will probably suck it for you as well!

Comment by William "Leland" Luster on March 2, 2010 at 11:49am

I must respect and admire a person who boldly speaks their mind openly, unabated by Peer Presure. Laughter is good medicine my friend, thanks for the comic relief LOL!!! I learned a long time ago, sometimes we all need to laugh or cry (no crime to do either). Too many proud peacocks in this pagan wasteland my friend, bend a little (maybe) but don't let anything break your spirit. It would be cool to have a Comics Corner on this network I think. If one comes up please notify me so I can broadcast the address ok??? A good laugh like a good cry can work wonders in our short lives to be sure LOL!!! Bring on those tears.mp3

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