you gotta be a true piece of shit to rob a blind man....keep us informed..i'll kick in a few quid to get him a new used guitar...with an alarm system....also he might consider a choker chain and mini-padlock bolted to knob....the money he should poc…
The Metrepolitan Police last night reported finding a man's body floating in the Thames near Battersea Bridge .
The man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excess beer consumption, combined with a drug overdose.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, He also had a cucumber stuck up his rectum.
and also had a "Gordon Brown for Re-Election in 2010" t-shirt on
but a senior officer has removed the t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment
A Scottish couple decided to go to Spain to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
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> Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Glasgow and flew to Barcelona on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
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> Meanwhile, somewhere in Blackpool , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who died following a heart attack.
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> The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
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> The widow's son walked in the next day, found his mother stone cold and totally dead on the floor, and saw the computer screen still on which read:
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> To: My Loving Wife
> Subject: I've Arrived
> Date: October 16, 2009
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> I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.
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> I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that
> Everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
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> Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
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> P.S.. By the way it's F***ing hot down here!
Hi Gary,
hopin all is good with you,
if you like blues rock check out my jukbox at http://flightsimclub.ning.com/profile/mickeyflynn
have added all my own fave tunes from the past. enjoy.
Regards Mickey
At 11:34am on December 17, 2009, Scot Johnson said…
I had a blocked artery on my heart. Partly due to heredity, (father died of heart attack at age 49) and high blood pressure, partly due to lifestyle, eating too much of fast foods and not exercising enough. They put in a "stint" and I now feel so much better. It was like the worst heartburn x2. Hope this helps.
Scot
At 11:03pm on December 16, 2009, Scot Johnson said…
Gary,
Enjoyed your song and video. Thank you for sharing it with me. Sorry I have not responded sooner. I was the unfortunate recipient of a heart attack on 9/11 and I have been mending and getting back to work and life again.
Keep on writing and playing. As Lonnie says "We're all here for a reason".
Thanks Gary, I like the song do you mind if my band does do it we change the tempo up and rock it out more on the lines of something Journey would do? Let me know and hope all is well, David